Post by cozmicbeef on Feb 21, 2014 19:40:59 GMT -8
Once Upon a time there was a amazing 6'3 athletic handsome muscular fresh cut black man, named beef. Beef always was good in school with,Sports,girls,schoolwork,and homies. But after awhile beef was getting laid everyday and decided that these hoes are......."Hoes" and beef needed the (one). One day beef went to the girls basketball team to check out some girls. UNTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL he saw this girl. she had soft cuddlefish like eyes, and her hair was sooo soft that it was soft, and she had rock hard abs. beef came up to her and asked for her name and her name wassssssssssss. Gabriela Walker beef startted to jizz everywhere uncontrollably and beef asked her if he could go out with her. but she said no, you have to become the best pee singa that ever lived. Beef got on his computer and spammed pee singa everygame. NOONE CCOULD STOP HIM , LEFT AND RIGHT RICH PEE SIN MECHANICS ITS TOO MUCH.....But then beef remembered gabriela, and then beef looked at the time and it was 10years since he last talked to her at the gym. Beef had become a platinum elo ADC/PEE SIN player. Beef got placed into silver 3, and then when the season had 1week before season endded beef made up his mind and went to platinum in 4 days from silver. Everywhere rich adc mechanics noone could stop him. Not even the "Praise the sun" could stop him. Or even the Dreadfull, boring, null, unskilled, worst ziggs NA, Erniella stevens could stop him now, Finally at last beef became platinum right when the season shut down ranked ques and he was a new man, All his hard work , Slaving over the stove and fighting off the town's menace knowned as the "Rachone911" Rachone911 had planned many attacks on beeferino and his lovely girlfriend gabriela but beef's biceps beat his ass everytime. gabriela went down for beeferino and beef was Veeeeerrrrrry happy.The End
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